it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
"i’m dreaming of a white christmas" i sing to myself in the 30 degree australian heat
oh god im so sorry im a bad person
Canada’s rainbow money
Fun fact for Americans: our money is technically made of plastic and they won’t get wet/gross when you accidentally wash them, and you also can’t rip any bills.
Everybody is in love with canadian money, the thing is who isn’t?
The funniest thing ever is to see canadians try to use american money. One of my friends asked me “HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHICH ONE IS WHICH?! THEY’RE ALL THE SAME COLOR!”
its called reading the numbers
americans learn at an early age to differentiate between the faces of old white men
Why is the queen of England on Canadian money?
Because England basically raised Canada until we were old enough to make our own decisions.
America left home super early
and made bad life choices as a result.
it’s funny because it’s true
This wasn’t even scripted this is just what happens whenever David Bowie enters a room anywhere